partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
Halloo.
I'll just hang around here, if you don't mind. I don't mean to bother you or anything. Yes, I'll be fine here in the corner. Oh, and I like your shirt. It's very nice. Cheers then!
strangers straggling
This is a blog of Welsh accents and hot cocoa.
I mean, sometimes. Every now and then. When I feel like it.
It's more of a touch-and-go, honestly. A delicately precarious manner of blogging. So sorry about that.
• This is a page.
• About This Blag
• About This Blagger
• Ask me anything. I get lonely.
• Submit I'm A Stranger Here Myself
strangers straggling
This is a blog of Welsh accents and hot cocoa.
I mean, sometimes. Every now and then. When I feel like it.
It's more of a touch-and-go, honestly. A delicately precarious manner of blogging. So sorry about that.
• This is a page.
• About This Blag
• About This Blagger
• Ask me anything. I get lonely.
• Submit I'm A Stranger Here Myself
just a little southeast of Phoenix, AZ, this is how the Outback Steakhouse restaurants line up.
i’d hate to be staying at a hotel right in the middle of delicious steak pentagram OH WAIT
The road that runs through is called Superstition Freeway omg
LOL It’s a demon trap made of Outback Steakhouses
WHAT IS IN THE CENTER
WHAT IS IN THE CENTER
IS THAT A GATE TO HELL
Yes.
And then I died.
(via enjolarious)
the only reason I got on tumblr was to go through 43 pages of one of my oldest friend’s life
so now that’s done bye
At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.
Fun fact: Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.
This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California
or that your penis reaches all the way to California
there are two kinds of people in this world
(Source: coachtorts, via lovelyrosesandthings)
but there was this one time when my friend was texting this girl via another girl’s phone under the guise of some foreign guy or something
and my friend asked the girl what her fetishes were
and she replied “idk hats lol”
or something idk lol
this isn’t a real blog anymore, no
but sometimes I like to come look around
it’s nice to see some of the same people doing the same things, some different
no wonder some people find homes on the internet
i don’t mean literal house
but that happens too huh
what if you hit your alarm clock one morning and it hits you back
that would be alarming
(Source: fizzjams, via gonetoglasgow)
| God: | *creates the human butt* |
| God: | oh they are gonna love this |
life is too short so grab all the butts you can
